"It was New Year's morning, and all I wanted was something to eat, so I drove to the nearest convenience store. The city was empty, as was the store. Side note: I don't wear underwear to sleep, so my bulge was very visible through my pajamas. As soon as I entered the store, I noticed the cashier staring at me, so I started to get a boner. When I went to the pay for all of my stuff, I made sure my dick was in sight. The cashier said, 'Wow, you have a big one.' I was so horny that I replied, 'Wanna see it?' I pulled out my dick, and the cashier was amazed. He locked the store's doors, grabbed a pack of condoms, and guided me to the storage room. We proceeded to have amazing sex next to a pile of sodas."